As I was scanning through my previous blog posts, I can't help but cry over some major changes in my life. Stupid enough, I was asking for it. I wanted to change once I graduate from high school. And now, I want to go back. I want to go back to those care-free days, where everything seems to be easy and almost perfect, where everyone's happy. I want to go back and freeze time..back to where everything's not so complicated.

my Prom blog post:

"Kung magkahiwalay man tayo, hihintayin ko yung time na magkabalikan ulit tayo. Hihintayin kita. Yung ten years mo, hihintayin ko yan...yung 2 years mong specialization, hihintayin ko. Kahit ayokong maghintay, gagawin ko. Kasi mahal na mahal kita."
I was choking from tears while saying this. Sounds corny and so not me. Yet, no one could really tell what love can do. It can turn the happiest person to a hardcore emo.
Believe it or not, I meant every word I said. :)"

- WHERE DID THIS PART OF ME GO? I feel like the dreamer inside me woke up already. I feel so empty. I want a way out. And what hurts the most is that I meant every word that I said, yet, I don't know if I can still fulfill it. Where did my prince go? I feel like I'm looking at a different person now whenever I see him.

"So don’t doubt on me anymore, okay? We’ve only got limited time left with each other and I don’t want to spend those times arguing over something stupid. I'm going to miss you...big time.
And don’t ever think of letting go again...or else. XD"

- If I can only say this to him now. We've got limited time left...I love you, but I don't know how long will I be able to say it to you. I feel so different now. Where did this part of me go? I was so in love back then..

If only you can stumble on my blog and read this.

Oh God, let this be just a normal mood swing. I don't want to fall out of love..

Please, no..

Hurry now, make me fall in love again. :( Before it's too late.

I love you. I'm sorry.

Okay guys, this is a private joke. Haha. Got this from my blockmate's note in FB. No offense to those people who study in the mentioned schools below. Pero funny talaga yung jokes. READ ON. :DDD

MAHIRAP LAHAT
Sa UP, mahirap ang Math.
Sa Ateneo, mahirap ang English.
Sa La Salle, mahirap ang parking.
Sa Assumption, mahirap ang walang pera.
Sa UST, mahirap umuwi kapag baha.
Sa St. Scho, mahirap sumakay sa LRT
Sa San Beda, mahirap maging lalaki.

WHERE TO GO TO COLLEGE?
If you have a lot of brains and a little money, go to UP.
If you! have some brains and some money, go to Ateneo.
If you have no brains and lots of money, go to La Salle.
If you have no money, go to PUP.


CHRISTMAS SPIRIT
A few days before Christmas, the Monsignor thought it would be a good
idea if he solicited the support of a number of schools to get together
to create a Nativity Scene in time for the Christmas Mass. The day
before Christmas, the Monsignor discovered that the Nativity Scene
was still incomplete so he made a few inquiries on why this was so.
Ateneo reported it could come up with only two and not three wise men.
La Salle reported it could not come up with even a single wise man.
Maryknoll reported that it could not come up with even a single virgin.
San Beda reported that it could only come up with three wise gays.
UP reported that they killed the three wise men.

QUESTION AND ANSWER
Q: What should an Atenean do when a La Sallite hurls a grenade at him?
A: The Atenean should pick up the grenade, pull the firing pin, and hurl
it back at the La Sallite.
Q: How do La Sallites count to ten?
A: One, two, three, another, another, and another.

PASIKATAN NG GRADWEYTS!
UP: A number of past Philippine presidents graduated from UP: Presidents
Roxas, Quirino, Laurel, Garcia and Marcos, to name just a few!
ATENEO: Hah! That's nothing! A number of Ateneo graduates became
national heroes like Jose Rizal, Gen. Gregorio del Pilar, Gen. Antonio
Luna, Evelio Javier and many others.
UP: That just goes to show you that UP graduates become presidents and
lead countries while Atenean end up getting shot!
LA SALLE : Wala 'yan. Talo kayo sa mga gradweyts namin!
UP & ATENEO: Bakit sino ba ang mga graduates ninyo?
LA SALLE: Aba! Marami kaming sikat na gradweyts; si Gary
Valenciano, Dingdong Avanzado, Ogie Alcasid, Monsour del Rosario . . .

HOW TO IDENTIFY A LA SALLITE
A La Sallite walks into a store in Mega Mall and says: "Miss,
I'd like a green parrot, please." The salesgirl looks at him and asks:
"Sir, are you a La Sallite, by any chance?" The La Sallite replies:
"O... bakit mo naman natanong 'yan? If ordered BLUE cheese, would
you ask me if I were from Ateneo? I don't think so. If I bought a MAROON
shirt, would you ask me if I were from UP? I think not. So why then,
when I want to buy a GREEN parrot, do you ask me if I'm from
La Salle?" "Sir, kasi naman..." replied the salesgirl, "this is a flower shop,
eh."

A TYPICAL CONVERSATION
La Sallites meet on the street and carry on a typical La Sallite
conversation:
La Sallite #1: If you can tell me how many chickens I have in this bag,
I will give you both of them.
La Sallite #2: Uh, two?
La Sallite #1: Daya mo! You peeked!

BARKADA SA HUNTING
Tatlong magkaka-barkada: a La Sallite, UP student, and an
Atenean went on a hunting trip. The first night the guy from UP comes
back to the cabin with a big deer. The others ask him how
he did it, and he coolly replies: "I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and
bang! I got the deer!"
The next night, the guy from Ateneo comes back also with a big deer. "I
saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and bang! I got the deer!" was
the Atenean's story.
Therefore, the La Sallite decides to try it himself.
However, the next night, as he drags himself back to the cabin,
his two companions find him bruised and bloody all over. "What happened?" they
ask. "Well," replies the La Sallite, "I saw the tracks, I followed the
tracks, and bang! A train hit me."

A MURDER MYSTERY (To be solved solely on the basis of pure logic)
Who committed the murder?
Suspects:
The Humble Atenean,
The Bright La Sallite,
The Innocent Maryknoller,
The Unaffected Assumptionista,
The UP Graduate
Culprit:
The UP Graduate
Logic:
No such thing as a Humble Atenean or a Bright La Sallite or
an Innocent Maryknoller or an Unaffected Assumptionista.

HOW DO YOU KNOW ONE WHEN YOU SEE ONE?
In a grand ballroom party conducted by the Philippine Society
of Colleges and Universities, the Chairman of the Board got curious to
know what particular schools attended the big celebration. Therefore, he
checked out the house where it was all happening. Guess whom he found and
where he found them?
UP Diliman - everybody was lined up to the attic to have a fraternity ritual
UP Los Banos - they were in the garden mowing the lawn
UP Manila - they were into "drugs"
Ateneo - they were inside the TV room with a microphone chanting
the "BLUE EAGLE" spelling
La Salle - they were eavesdropping
San Beda - some were beside the Ateneans while others were in
the bedroom with some Paulinians
St.. Paul - they thought they were with the Ateneans
La Consolacion - they wanted to be the Paulinians
Holy Spirit - they wanted the Paulinians
Miriam - they were beside the room of the Ateneans . . .like always
Assumption - they were inside the bathroom three hours already
since arriving
St. Scholastica - they were next in line for the bathroom
CEU - some were doing the dishes while others were busy with the
laundry.
St. Louis - they were in front of the air conditioner
UST - they were everywhere
FEU - they were nowhere
MLQU - sob! They were not invited
San Sebastian - How the hell did they pass by security?
Letran - the Security
Mapua - they were fixing the leak in the roof

SUICIDAL SANDWICH
There were three friends: an Atenean, a La Sallite, and a UP
student (so you know this story is fictional). Anyway, everyday, they met
for lunch and ate their sandwiches.
UP: Putek! Peanut butter sandwich na naman? Sawang-sawa na ako
dito ah. Pag bukas, peanut butter sandwich na naman ang baon ko,
magpapatiwakal na ako.
Ateneo: Darn! Roast beef sandwich again. I am sick of this already.
If I get another roast beef sandwich again tomorrow, I am gonna
shoot myself.
La Salle: Oh my gosh, grabe! Ham sandwich is my baon again. I am
so sawa with this sandwich na, ha? If my baon tomorrow is ham sandwich
again, I am gonna drive my CRV over the cliff.
The next morning, they again met for
lunch, and, alas, they had the same sandwiches again. The UP student
went back to his dorm, pulled out a belt, and choked himself to death. The Atenean went home, got a gun, and shot himself in the head. The La
Sallite drove his CRV off a cliff.
During their funeral, their mothers were interviewed:
UP nanay: Kung sinabi niya lang sa akin na ayaw niya na nang peanut
butter sandwich, eh di sana hindi na yun yung pinabaon ko sa kanya.
Atenean mama: If he had told me that he did not want roast beef anymore,
I would not have given him roast beef.
La Sallite mom: Hindi ko maintindihan kung bakit siya nagpakamatay, eh
siya naman yung gumagawa ng sarili niyang sandwich.